by Abcdcfg March 18, 2022
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Get the dosser mug.An overweight public school and Oxbridge educated cad who has mastered the use of error, omission, exaggeration, diminution, equivocation and flat denial. He has perfected casuistry, circumlocution, false equivalence and false analogy. He is equally adept at the ironic jest, the fib and the grand lie; the weasel word and the half-truth; the hyperbolic lie, the obvious lie, and bullshit.
Nora: ooh look…look it’s Boris Johnson on the telly again isn’t he charming and funny?
Jack: you silly mare …do t you know a big dosser when you see one? Now bring in the washing from the front yard before it stops raining again!
Jack: you silly mare …do t you know a big dosser when you see one? Now bring in the washing from the front yard before it stops raining again!
by Jonny Rotton October 14, 2021
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He spends all of his time at the pub and spends more time drinking than he does working, dosser!
He spends all of his time at the pub and spends more time drinking than he does working, dosser!
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Get the Dosser mug.The term used to describe what is stereotypically, a man in his mid 30's, who's discovered how to survive solely on the tax payers money. This man has gotten so used to freebies, he has made peace he will never return to work.
The majority of dossers can be found in close proximity to a Butlins, and more often than not named "Scott".
The majority of dossers can be found in close proximity to a Butlins, and more often than not named "Scott".
Friend: "Hey big man, how was work today? Do you fancy some CoD?"
Scott: **typically replies only after 3pm** "Alright mert, just woke up. Yeah go on, I'll smash a few heads in. I'll be online all night, it's like I've gotta get to work in morning lol X"
Friend: "haha you're such a dosser MC larvo"
Scott: **typically replies only after 3pm** "Alright mert, just woke up. Yeah go on, I'll smash a few heads in. I'll be online all night, it's like I've gotta get to work in morning lol X"
Friend: "haha you're such a dosser MC larvo"
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