douschism

Adjective, the art of being a dousche. Sucking at life, and thinking you are awesome simultaneously.

"Let's watch tool academy on VH1 and make fun of their extreme douschism."
"Yea, they really suck at life."

by Tstylez January 30, 2009

Curroded douscher

A curroded douscher Is typically a dousche-Bag but just more doushier, making it a curroded douscher.

The guy I went out with yesterday was only talking about him and was so rude. He was such a curroded douscher.

by Yurii August 14, 2011

Dopescapades

The Winter Olympics, where countries are banished for training their athletes via chemistry.

"Did you catch the Winter Olympics opening?"
"You mean the Dopescapades? Nah, not even remotely into it."

They need a new ice skating routine in the Dopescapades
one that pays homage to everyone suffering from opioid addiction.

by Noir February 11, 2018

douschebagaru

Any Subaru model with a "WRX" logo on the back. Can usually be seen being driven by some dousche bag aged between 16 to 25 wearing a gold chain, a FUBU or AF tee shirt and an obnoxious hat with a straight brim. The car usually has some kind of horrible exhaust modification that makes it sound similar to the helicopter noises a toddler would make. The loud ass stereo is most definitely more valuable than the car and usually plays some kind of mumble rap even though the driver is quite pigmentally challenged. Most of the time the car can be easily obscured from view due to a massive cloud of vapour enveloping it. This cloud is likely caused by the fake electric cigarette hanging from the drivers mouth, a failed head gasket or both. One should avoid close proximity to these vehicles in traffic due to the drivers complete inability to drive sensibly.

Watch out for that Douschebagaru, the shithead driving it is a complete Muppet.

by Methodical December 25, 2018

dolusional

characterised by holding idiosyncratic beliefs or impressions similar to those held by Roger Hill "Dollar Bill", that are contradicted by reality or rational argument, typically a symptom of mental disorder.

You seriously think you can out drive Rory McIlroy, you are dolusional!

by urbanauthor2020 February 21, 2020

Docused

Deliberate and focused. The tiger mum equivalent of steezy.

“Did you see that mum in all her protective gear bombing the vert ramp? She got there through consistent, diligent practice, she so docused 😲”

by Steezy McDocused January 3, 2022

doushafonk

When a woman is laying on the bed with her legs spread and you jump from the dresser and land "in" her.

Dad, why are you standing on the dresser? Doushafonk? No... no... NOOOOOO!

by Choda On My Sandwich November 12, 2006