doosh

The sound you make after you get punched

Hey man lets fight, no way.... :turns back:....o no!! doosh!...fuck, my lip

by Dan Gold December 29, 2003

Doosh

When a person, is such a douche that spelling the word traditionally does not begin to describe how much of a douche they are. So, you start adding o 's. The more ''o''s, the bigger the douche.

Brian is becoming a real Douche. Yeah, but Kevin is a fucking Doosh and Matt is a Doooosh.

by A-Paul_ing_behavior January 27, 2009

Dooshus

Adjective used when someone is acting or behaving like a doosh, douche, dooshbag, or douchebag whichever your prefer. In essence super dumb.

Joe: Hey whats good?
Dude: Not much just chillin'.
Joe: Oh aight, so you tryna watch a movie?
Dude: Nah my eyes hurt.
Joe: You tryna drink some beer?
Dude: Nah I'm good, tryna cut back on that.
Joe: Ok.. you tryna go cruise for some ladies?
Dude: Nah I'm gonna go home cuz I gotta do a lot of stuff.
(It's friday night.)
Joe: Stop bein' dooshus, c'mon.

by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008

dooshcano

dueche+cano

essentially a duechebag to the next level of queer.

That snitch is such a fuckin dooshcano.

by godhatesu April 30, 2009

dooshatron

Someone so dooshy that they take on almost a robotic nature and doosh heavily and automatically.

"Wow Nick, your sister Molly is a real dooshatron"

by tehNickinator July 5, 2012

Doofshnob

The present tense of doofshangler

Also refers to a person who is infact a doofussy snobby hole in the wart sack

Louis is such a doofshnob

by oscar meyer January 12, 2013

dooshk

the act of ejaculating on your stomach, scooping it up with your fingers and throwing it elsewhere

yooo bro, nick just dooshk'd out the car window onto an old lady

by nikxharra November 16, 2021