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doomsday question

A question that cannot be answered without lying, or changing the subject to avoid an undesired effect.

This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.
Normal Person: The kicker is important in a football game.

Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)

Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...

Douchebag: I asked you not me

Normal Person: (depressed) No...

Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.

Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?

Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)
by Optical_Epilepsy July 4, 2011
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Doomsday 54

The day of eternal reckoning

"Then the LORD will go forth and fight against those nations, as when He fights on a day of battle."

-Zechariah 14:3

Doomsday 54 is the countdown to our Armageddon on March 5th, 2007
John said that Doomsday 54 will soon be upon us.
by JJ Craft December 14, 2008
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doomsday class

1: what year did u graduate?

2: i m doomsday class...BITCH!
by TRENDSETTA123 March 27, 2011
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Doomsday-Google

A term used to define any activity, subject, methods, behaviors, or beliefs that may help you handle a by possible thought-up scenario.

A paranoid state of surfing where the user looks to actual possibilities and events and uses illegal drugs or mental disorder to reach satisfaction in solving all unplayable possibilities, before your head makes them again.

Tweak-google.

Geek-google
He went to doomsday-google the company if every shoemaker in her closet, bc they were names she said more than his, and his Ice was top-shelf.

He doomsday-Google's the rubber gloves to determine bulk 10k. Durable, versus 12k standard, to see how many he can afford to fit into as much space as possible, without overspending incase more are needed
by Odumb-Ess January 2, 2017
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doomsday gene

A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.
"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."
by heresthestory February 9, 2017
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Doomsday Anxeity

Doomsday anxiety is the elusive feeling that you are missing something in life. It can also being described as feeling like the world may end. Doomsday anxiety can be intermittent or frequent. Symptoms associated with Doomsday anxiety include:
- heart palpitations
- shallow breathing
- a sudden adrenaline rush
- feeling that the world is ending
- feeling of missing out on something
- feeling of needing to be somewhere, but unsure of where
- feeling of "chasing the sunset"

Doomsday anxiety is not officially recognized. It was created by a user to describe this intermittent anxiety. There is no known cause. It is thought that perhaps the feeling has to do with a lack of fulfillment or accomplishment in one's life. Societal pressures and standards can make one feel as if though they are never doing enough.
Doomsday Anxeity
I took a nap in the middle of the day and I woke up with "Doomsday anxiety."

My project is due tomorrow and I haven't studied. I feel "doomsday anxiety" coming on.
by BlackOwlliterature February 17, 2019
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doomsday.exe

an overwhelmingly memey virgin
by buggyboi69 June 26, 2019
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