pyrs doogie

An cranky nasty old man who farts when he sits down and stands up, chews with his mouth open, and usually has bits of ham sandwich stuck between his teeth, which he proudly wears as a badge of honor. Also tends to hate Barack Obama, liberals, and anyone who looks younger than 50.

Brandon: "Gross, dude. Don't step there! That pyrs doogie hocked a loogie by the curb."
Hunter: "Thanks, bruh. Those dudes r gross."

by nickpastrana1983 December 23, 2013

Doogie Howser

Doogie Howser; a small piece of poo which remains stuck to the hair in the entrance of the asshole after making stool. Named after an American TV show in the early 1990's Starring Neil Patrick Harris (NPH).

Mark: "Samantha? Can you give me a hand in the bathroom? I have a Doogie Howser and I need you to cut it out for me"

by SaharaLee January 27, 2011

shoogie-doogie

an expression of mild contentment or aggreement

"Want to go to the game?"
"Shoogie-doogie."
"All right. Let's go."

by Malkim El-Shabazz September 24, 2003

doogie snipes

a child with doogie howser dna and wesley snipes dna awsome and amazing aka blade to the extreme.

omg its doogie snipes across the street.

by avenger12 February 13, 2009

Stank Doogie Bomb

To fart in one's hand, then to throw one's fart like a ball. Usually aimed at the face.

"Man last night i got stank doogie bombed!"

by SchecterGuy28 March 21, 2008

A Doogie

A young boy genius. Known for being short.

Jack: Jim did you hear? Jimmy just graduated 2 years early!
Jim: What a little slut! He's such a doogie!

Jack: What's a doogie?

Jim: Jimmy...jimmy is a doogie.

by White boy Jack July 2, 2016

doogie face

A pissed off look with a blank stare added to it.

my dad had a doogie face when I flipped him off.

by rainkombat December 24, 2008