Donkey Dicknutz

The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.

Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."

by ChirpHerder March 22, 2008

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donkeysaur

A half-donkey and half-dinosaur hybrid. It lives in the water and looks like a sunken crane.

That's not a shipwreck, it's a donkeysaur.

by Josef X. Cockroachcrunch November 6, 2009

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donkey drop rodeo show

This is a sex position that involves two men.
When a male 1 is upside down, in a handstand type position, then male 2 spreads male 1’s legs and then cocks the cock downward, and male 1 does the same then they both pile drive it into each other’s buts with thrusting movements.

Man ,I really want to do a donkey drop rodeo show on him tonight!

by xxxxxmarkthesharkxxx January 27, 2011

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Donkey Brains

Something the children in Frank Reynolds neighborhood would call him after he was released from the "nitwit farm".

Because of this, young Frankie requested his mother take them back to the facility so the medical staff could exonerate him, via certificate, of having "donkey brains" in hopes the children would stop teasing him.

Driving while holding a bowl of cereal is "donkey brained".
Even being at a complete stop before taking a bite, still proves one to have "donkey brains".

by Dog Abortionist February 10, 2022

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