Hurting Dolphins

Masturbating to the point when it becomes painful. Often in the case of single men.

Patrick had been single for 7 months, so it's safe to assume he had a case of the hurting dolphins.

by PattyMac January 12, 2009

Dolphins

Shitty football team from Miami who always get their asses kcked by the Patriots.They're the biggest group of choke artists in the NFL.

The dolphins always blow dick

by Oscar September 13, 2004

fishing for dolphins

cant get what you want

-damn Ruel just give up on those shoes
-mann you fishing for dolphins

by Ruel Advincula September 16, 2007

dolphins

somebody who has a really bad speech impediment and you cant understand at all

Brandon and Johny are both dolphins!

by diabetes ) December 6, 2018

swimming with dolphins

Getting High off of exsatcy.

What are you doing this weekend ?
Hanging out with Ashley and going swimming with dolphins.

by B333 December 8, 2007

Dolphining

Using only core strength and no arms or upper body strength during sexual intercourse. Having sex without using arms at all, floundering around like a dolphin outside of water

Rumor has it that Joel has gotten really good at dolphining, his core strength is so good he doesn't need to use his arms during sex!

by TieFighter November 20, 2010

swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.

Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004