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tiny pink dolphin

first one must start by tossing your partners salad or in layman's terms to eat ass, second it is important to proceed to have anal intercourse and cum within the ass, and finally turn your partner over and give them an incredibly hard punch to the gut for the cum to come shooting out to simulate the dolphins blow hole
I gave Madison's cousin the best tiny pink dolphin ever, the blow hole shot 5 feet!
by Knurl February 3, 2015
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Dolphin on Wheels

Oh shit. I just saw an old man naked waving his Dolphin on Wheels by an accident.
by antoniopinomino October 15, 2015
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Washington Dolphin Diving

The process of setting up croquet rings and running slightly crouched through them so that your penis can slip through them and lift them from the ground in rapid succession.
Bill: "Hey look at Tim over there! He's quite good at Washington Dolphin Diving!"

Robert: "Yeah look at him tear those fuckers straight outta the ground!"
by I0I00 July 5, 2011
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dolphin surveillance

When a surveillance team blatently exposes themselves on purpose, and then dissapears completely, giving a suspect false security.

Based on how dolphins are observed in the ocean...

"now you see us, now you don't"

A sloppy and easy to spot team trails a suspect, gets noticed, and then after awhile, they stop pursuing the suspect. The suspect realizes that the people spying on him have stopped, and then gets a false sense of security.

It would be as if the people tailing you had left you for a picnic. (or so you think...)

But instead of the sloppy team tailing the suspect, a new upscaled professional team moves in to do surveillance, with precision and fixed posts.
Jon: There were two people following us, and they were out of place; not dressed like most people in Manhatten...It is SO obvious that they are following us, i've noticed them twice today...
David: Yes, but now they aren't anywhere to be seen... It's like they dissapeared on us.
Jon: Diana told me about this, it's dolphin surveillance!
by g-diggity May 28, 2008
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Swamp Dolphin

A young lady who particularly enjoys sexual intercourse. The swamp refers to the dirty/stagnant potential. The dolphin portion refers to the cute and energetic disposition combined with an obvious blow-hole
"That chick is a swamp dolphin... she loves to f**k."
by Iambetterthenyou March 28, 2009
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White Dolphin

When a person pulls down their swim trunks and attempts to crest the water like a dolphin breaching the surface, thus exposing their pale, white asses to the world. A variant on mooning in a swimming context.
"Whoa dude! Look at those white dolphins! They're going to get sunburn."
by Croooooooow! April 15, 2014
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go eat a dolphin

An expression used in place of swear words or other interjections. Also used to confuse people just for the heck of it.
Go eat a dolphin, I didn't realize it was already 1:45 AM!!! Time for sleep.
by nr132386 July 9, 2011
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