Arssi's Dilemma

A difficult situation where a decision to commit must be made between two women one is dating simultaneously in which one woman is angelic and the other is demonic.

Person 1: Man, I can't decide which girl to commit to, one is super nice but the other is a freak!
Person 2: Yeah man, sounds like you got yourself a real Arssi's Dilemma.

by DestTheBest May 29, 2018

micky dolenz

A furry fro a white man wears, much like Micky Dolenz had in the 60's.

Bob got tired of letting his hair grow, so now he's rockin' this bad Micky Dolenz.

by H-T September 13, 2004

front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

by Word Bendo April 13, 2011

doleboy

Our boy jordan has no fucking money, living off benefits

Yo wus poppin doleboy

by joshrob2018 June 6, 2018

dilemma

A difficulty in choosing between options

Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.

by Jessika Perey February 27, 2008

dole-ite

(UK slang)
someone who refuses to work and claims social security benefits.
often found doing to double.

dole-ites dont get up till lunch time

by casey kocknobber June 11, 2003

Double Doylem

Geordie phrase meaning a complete and utter imbecile.

Thomas is a double doylem

by J Beltsum February 6, 2009