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Open The Dojo

To start a fight using martial art techniques(MMA).
Mus opened the dojo and beat up those POGs in HQ Platoon. If you know anyone who needs it feel free to ask them what time it is and when they respond with 2:30 etc etc, say "It is time to open the dojo."
by Pocha December 4, 2010
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Nerd Dojo

An esport team gaming house where the team members and support staff live together and practice competitive gaming all day together.
The FaZe Clan have the most audacious nerd dojo in the business.
by anonymous November 29, 2020
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dojo migraine

A case of CTE brought on from being kicked in the head hundreds of times
Every time I talk to Bob he flies off the handle screaming about conspiracies. I think he's suffering from dojo migraine syndrome.
by anonymous February 8, 2023
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Nerd Dojo

An esport team gaming house where the team members and support staff live together and practice competitive gaming all day together.
The FaZe Clan have the most audacious nerd dojo in the business.
by anonymous November 30, 2020
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Crystals Denver Dojo

A place where spiritual growth, enlightenment, boundless love and limitless abundance starts. A cozy space with a fabulous sofa. A place where Crystal will find the next level of her journey that will also be designed by Rachel Rice.
Crystals Denver Dojo has the best vibes. What a fabulous little crabby corner.
by Rricecakes January 24, 2022
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cyber dojo

a) n. a place on the Internet to learn about martial arts, like going to a virtual dojo

b) n. a place on the Internet to practice your programming skills, like writing C code but without having access to an IDE or compiler, like improving your coding skillz

c) b. a place to improve your cybersecurity awareness, like a cyber community of practice
Rex hung out in the cyber dojo virtual machines so he could learn how to operate the latest Metasploits.

Jimmy was sick in bed for a week and couldn't get to karate practice so he monitoring the chat room of his cyber dojo to keep up with the latest gossip on who was going after their black belt.

Nancy didn't have J-Builder so she used Jon Jagger's cyber-dojo to learn how to write short java programs.
by k3for April 16, 2011
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DOJO KIT

A dojo-kit is a dangerous being capable of offending 5 different people at once, sucking at every game/instrument/sport imaginable. Dojo-kit has a bush of a hair, and has so called ''friends'', he's ''friends'' are Some edgy kid and a meme squad to cheer him out of suiciding. The Dojo-kit (not dojokit or Dojokite) will try and be fake, pulling out his anti AISB gun to scare bureaucrats. fun fact his ''Anti AISB gun'' draws the attention of fellow commies and comrades to fight.
"wait who dat?"
"OH SHIT!
"Dojo-kit IS COMING FUCKING RUN!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
saying "DOJO KIT"is when you run a phrase to scare everybody and to confuse them so you make them fall for the trap
by *"insert name here*" June 6, 2018
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