fat amish doinks

Super fat, well-rolled blunts

Hey man, let's go out back and smoke some fat amish doinks.

by Chrasey Reeves September 6, 2017

oink in my doink

A phrase used by females who want niggas to nut in their pussy

Her : Oink in my doink daddy
Him : Ok

by Kaylaafool May 29, 2019

Double Doink

When you obtain two fat-ass doinks during a sesh, and proceed to hit both at the same time.

While sitting in the rotation Jared was breaking the puff puff pass rule. Upon finally passing the blunt, he double doinked Dalton who wasn’t expecting Jared to finally pass. Dalton then preceded to enjoy the double doink while conducting a dope dragon exhale.

by SMTX May 21, 2018

Drinkologically

The way something seems when you have been drinking alcohol.

Stephen- Dude drinkologically speaking she was fucking hot!

John- No!!! She was fat and had the face of a gorilla.

by Hairysac2852 July 1, 2008

Doink

A doink is a fat blunt, but can be used for any word in a sentence.

Yo Chris, pass that doink.

Doink me bro.

by doinksbro October 31, 2017

Doink A Gloog

The absolute dumbest way to say smoking weed.

Hey bro you wanna go doink a Gloog in my camry

by GloogDoinker420 May 11, 2022

Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019