dinked

The act of being absolutely useless and having no concept of reality.

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

Donked

Any type of body manipulation...such as a high, buzz, or drunkenness

Dude, I was so donked last night.

by DoNkEd October 17, 2017

doinker

The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker

Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself

by Doinker April 29, 2005

donked out

when somebody gets too drunk, and they end up passing out, or blacking out.

She donked out on the stairs

by badonkadonk111 June 29, 2010

Doinker

A small insignificant roll/portion of something - (ie, cover, poly, toilet paper, penis etc)

"I don't want that f-ing doinker - give me a big roll.

"He's got such a doinker!"

by Terilynn78 April 14, 2010

Donked

When somebody is fucked up beyond recognition. Either from the consumption of alcohol, weed or both. Even though their donked they refuse to stop sending it and will go until they pass out.

Friend 1: fuck bud, you look donked to you need a break?
Friend 2: Real senders don’t stop cuz their donked. (Says friend 2 as he Vomits in a bush)

by Callitandahalf123 October 9, 2020

pre-dinked

the time before you rub your penis on someones face

hey john, i cant wait to be pre-dinked, then we can really have fun

by tokesh January 23, 2009