Does not compute

A phrase often used by computers and robots in science fiction TV shows and movies, meaning failure to understand.

The phrase has been attributed to the comedy TV show ‘My Living Doll’.

Does not compute. Please say that again in plain English.

by AuntyMouse April 12, 2009

does Jumin Han is gay

does Jumin Han is gay Is from the game MysticMessenger. Jumin Han is the ceo of his father’s company. The game doesn’t specifically say if he is straight or not seeing in some scenes he’s entrance with the other main characters ZEN. Even on his route since MC is supposed to be spoke as a gender neural but more female. It is implied he is Cis-straight male.

707: does Jumin Han is gay?!?

Jumin: what does that mean...

by Real-mc October 16, 2020

tight doors

another way of saying "tight pussy". opposite of loose vagina.

Lisa and i were messing around last night and i couldn't hardly get my dick in her pussy, she got some tight doors.

by fuckthathotass69 February 6, 2017

does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

A phrase used by Bubbles on the popular Canadian tv series Trailer Park Boys, used as a smart-ass reply when someone asks something to which the answer is yes.

Randy: Does it really launch? (referring to a model rocket)
Bubbles: Does it really launch?! Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

by Trailer Park Boy December 18, 2007

deershank

The process by which someone is stabbed with a deer's antlers. The said deer is usually attached to a stick. Commonly used as a punishment to loosing superbingo

Winners get bookwiches. Loosers get Deershanked.

by Reiff January 8, 2009

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

refers to a father/mother and son/daughter not being different from one another or being identical in their actions, behaviors, etc.

Dad gets caught stealing in his teen years and then his son gets caught stealing as a teen.

The mother might look at the father and say, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

by Lilhunter0308 April 9, 2011

why does urban dictionary exist

The Question everyone asks once in awhile

Why does urban dictionary exist?

I don't know, I really don't know...

by @Insufficient June 10, 2016