dodge

as soon as my warranty ended my dodge fell apart
by cookie123 April 10, 2006
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Dodging

Standing in front of things with a wide leg stance, arms folded wearing sunglasses looking like a complete cock.
I did some dodging infront of a shopping trolley full of dildos.
by RAFcock July 01, 2014
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dodge this

2 guys are doing a chick, one on each end. The guy in the pussy pulls out to shoot her in the face but she dodges each shot. The other guy presses the head of his dick against her temple and says "dodge this" and the lets her have it
I was pissed that she wouldnt let me jizz on her face, but John came through with a bullseye Dodge This.
by irontwo April 13, 2006
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dodge

(Man On side of road) - My peice of shit dodge is only 4 years old with 47,000 miles yet somehow im on the side of the road waiting for triple A because the warranty expired at 30,000 and daimler chrysler sucks dick. :|
by Razors3dge December 03, 2006
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Dodge

American car maker and the middle class section of Chrysler. Designed amazing cars in the late '70s and maker of decent cars today. Also designer of one of America's greatest sports cars, the Viper.
That Viper just kicked your ass, dude.
by Silverfox March 24, 2004
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Dodge

Dude don't be like dodge.
by I'm a savage June 23, 2016
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-Dodges-

This is the roleplay action that most people would use in order to counter something since they are just toxic. This is can also be used to just say fuck you to edgy level 400s roleplayers that have no lives. This legit can't be counteracted, since what are they going to do about you dodging their weak attack. Lastly, this can be used in such a way, you get, "-voided-" getting -voided- makes your dodge skills level up because your dodges are so good, that salty prick just leaves.
Level 400: I slug his jaw
Level 1: -dodges-
Level 400: -voided-
Level 1: Haha my dodges have leveled up!
by xXx420DoomLord420xXx June 13, 2020
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