nose doctor

another slang used in the uk for cocaine

I'm off 2 see the nose doctor care to join

by hinge 81 January 22, 2009

Doctor Shopping

Unlawful means of procuring a controlled drug through perscriptions authorized by multiple doctors for treatment of the same affliction.

See RUSH LIMBAUGH

"Thanks to doctor shopping, I now have enough Viagra to stiff-cock a sperm whale!"

by Rollo & Biff May 16, 2006

doctor proctor

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

by Eddy October 13, 2006

Engadine Doctrine

(ĕng′gə-dēn′ dŏk′trĭn)

The principle of miring in indecision during a crisis until the march of time forces an action upon you

I feel like my guts are about to explode all over this McDonalds but the Engadine Doctrine states I should wait until my socks are soggy before going to the bathroom to deal with the crisis in my pants.

by MTowke April 9, 2022

It's okay, I'm a doctor!

The single most reassuring phrase you can say, just before or after something stupid is going to happen or has happened.

Whether or not it's true is a different story

"Hrm...I don't know if I should try and jump over this moving car..."

"It's okay, I'm a doctor!"

"Allright, that's all I needed to hear!"

by tehx02 June 29, 2009

doctor who

The Show. Doctor who is a popular science fiction series, which has run for 43 years as of this date. Started in 1963, it ran to 1989 when it was put on hiatus. Besides a TV movie, the only new Doctor who was in books, audio and webcasts for 16 years. The series started back up in 2005, and has been running since.

The Doctor. The Doctor is a Timelord from Gallifrey, which in the recent series has been revealed to be destroyed. He usually saves the Earth/The Universe/Civilisation as we know it on a day-to-day basis. Generally talks alot, though it varies from regeneration to regeneration. Often, no, almost always has a compainion (A friend - not that way either.) travelling with him. Want to know more? Wiki has a large article on it which can explain it better than i can. Just look up 'Doctor who'

1. What do you mean youve never seen Doctor who?

2. The Doctor saved the universe again. Man, and I thought i was accoplished.

by Meglomaniac May 2, 2007

Doctor effect

When doctor is put hand in miaw and pull out baby. Doctor is magicly do doctor effect.

My girlfriend and I have never had sex but the Doctor pulled out a baby anyway. He used the Doctor effect!

by DoctorApe May 12, 2021