by RedEngineer22 August 15, 2020
Get the Dotard mug.Dotard was a rare recessive variation of the Dodo family, believed to be extint by the end of century XVII. The Dotard was known as an awkward loud Dodo with a distinguished blond feather, and often referred to as a "Retard Dodo".
by Beagle September 23, 2017
Get the Dotard mug.Someone who combines senility and total ineptitude, not even trying, periodically repeating what others just said in order to appear relevant, and sucking up to your boss who keeps you around precisely because you're such a feckless stooge.
1: My boss was all up in my shit today because he has no idea what's going on and can't do anything himself.
2: Dontard
2: Dontard
by peeps007 October 22, 2013
Get the Dontard mug.One who not only enjoys Detroit Slammers but partakes in them while being recorded with hookers in a Russian hotel.
“Man, that dotard loves when the ladies drop Detroit Slammers on him but he forgot that Putin was taping him!”
by Keith Armstrong May 26, 2018
Get the Dotard mug.
Get the Dotard mug.let's talk about about me, let's talk about the 6'8 frame the 37 in verticle leap...the black steel that drapes down my back aka the bulletproof mullet, the google prototype scopes with built-in LCD LED 1080p 3D sony technology. The Ethiopian poisonous catapillar aka SLICK DADDY. let's talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40ft deep that house the other 95% of my trophies, the awards, the certificates, all claiming first place, right?
doctordisrespect is a trihard
by docfan69 April 25, 2020
Get the doctordisrespect mug.