Dooshus

Adjective used when someone is acting or behaving like a doosh, douche, dooshbag, or douchebag whichever your prefer. In essence super dumb.

Joe: Hey whats good?
Dude: Not much just chillin'.
Joe: Oh aight, so you tryna watch a movie?
Dude: Nah my eyes hurt.
Joe: You tryna drink some beer?
Dude: Nah I'm good, tryna cut back on that.
Joe: Ok.. you tryna go cruise for some ladies?
Dude: Nah I'm gonna go home cuz I gotta do a lot of stuff.
(It's friday night.)
Joe: Stop bein' dooshus, c'mon.

by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008

dooshcano

dueche+cano

essentially a duechebag to the next level of queer.

That snitch is such a fuckin dooshcano.

by godhatesu April 30, 2009

dooshatron

Someone so dooshy that they take on almost a robotic nature and doosh heavily and automatically.

"Wow Nick, your sister Molly is a real dooshatron"

by tehNickinator July 5, 2012

dooshk

the act of ejaculating on your stomach, scooping it up with your fingers and throwing it elsewhere

yooo bro, nick just dooshk'd out the car window onto an old lady

by nikxharra November 16, 2021

Deboshruti

Prettiest person you'd ever come across. Might melt your screen with her photos. Naturally humorous. The person everyone wants but no one deserves. In a word; Perfect.

She is definitely a Deboshruti!

by YouWollNeverKnowWhoIAm November 24, 2021

doosh

the sound it makes when a vinegar truck collides with a water truck

me: whoa, look at those trucks, theyre gonna crash!
trucks: doosh!

by hoboman September 12, 2003

doosh bag

douche bag spelt wrong

yea i saw this fuckin bitch and i was like cunt doosh bag fucker

by ahh February 19, 2003