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Text Ditching

when a texting conversation inexplicably stops with no reasoning probably due to phone battery, forgetfulness, or business but leads to text anxiety
Yeah I was texting Haley for a while until but now I think she's text ditching me
by KittyKatBigBoi January 2, 2009
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ditch weed

bad marijuana: wild marijuana that grew 'in a ditch by the side of the road'.
Shit, ain't no point in sending Jimmy out to buy us no good weed. He'll just bring hom a $50 bag of ditch weed again, just like last time.
by Anonymous November 8, 2002
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Ditching Chain

A series of events in which many people are consequently ditched. These series of "ditchings" all happen in an unintentional and unthinking manner. Hence, the ditching chain is completed.

You can only break the ditching chain by ditching the ditching chain by which you would have to unditch someone and go out with them.
"The plane ditched the girl, the girl ditched her boyfriend, in addition, the boyfriend ditched his friend at the bar, and, finally, the friend ditched the teacher at his tutoring classes."

"The tutoring teacher ditched the ditching chain by attending to her sister's birthday party and not ditching her."
by Bilox January 13, 2010
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cheesy discharge

Lizzy was walking funny until her cheesy discharge fell out. It hit the floor with a thump and rolled toward the wall. Booya! The cat ate it!
by fucwad March 16, 2004
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dead in a ditch

Where you will end up if you don't listen to your mother; The place where family and friends will start imagining some loved one is if that loved one is significantly late.
If you don't start listening to me you will end up dead in a ditch!!!;
We all thought Bobbi Sue was dead in a ditch when she was 3 days late getting back from college.
by wichita February 9, 2008
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Ditch Lilly

(noun) An attractive girl that comes from a bad family or a low-class environment.

Derived from growers of rare strains of the Day Lilly flower, who refer to the common orange-and-yellow Day Lilly as a "Ditch Lilly". The flower is quite beautiful, but it can be found growing in the wild amongst weeds.
Shannon was quite pretty but her abusive parents and trailer-park address marked her forever a Ditch Lilly.
by Stubblecat July 18, 2006
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Dirsch

To comprehensively dominate own or beat someone ususally a term used exclusively by badasses
Corinne I will dirsch you at soccer!

Dude you just got dirsched!
by natsfaka808 May 17, 2011
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