disseminate

V. When a male blows his load all over the place.

John paid a hooker so he could disseminate on her. When he did, his semen was everywhere.

by Craig Winkels September 1, 2009

Dissendium

1. A highly evolved organism created by an electro-chemical reaction caused when BBCi dropped the ball.

2. Destructor of text talk.

3. Home of authors of world renown. No, truly.

And on the eighth day Dissendium was created. And the Internet saw that it was good.

by Albert M. January 13, 2005

dissent

Verb: To express different opinions

Dissent echoed through the room

by ._QUEEN_. December 5, 2015

dissertillating

for PhD students obsessed with writing their dissertations:
dissertating until late. With a touch of academic titillating--that is, exciting/stimulating the mind from arcane research in the midst of a dissertation project.

During my one-week break from classes, I was dissertillating in the library nonstop.

by Doctoral Candidate September 11, 2010

Dissue

A super deep issue; an excuse to your boss's so you don't have to explain yourself, as to why your not coming in. Like a personal issue but deeper!!

I can't come into work I am having a dissue!

by Whatitis August 20, 2013

disserlossophobia

Fear of losing a dissertation before submission, resulting in irrational repetitive behaviour (e.g., emailing multiple copies to yourself, hitting 'ctrl S' after every word, archiving on 10+ memory drives ...)

"Why is Jane burying a hard drive in the vegetable patch?" "Disserlossophobia".

by JoJo62 October 13, 2015

disseminate

To cleanse of semen.

At work Carol divided most of her time between bukakke shoots and the time it took her to disseminate after sessions.

by Dr Harry Johnson November 19, 2015