Jason: Hey Bob can you help me move a washing machine into my attic?
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen
by radioturtle November 4, 2017
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Something used to pull the attention off of someone/thing that is much more important, such as Television, friends, food, sleep, etc... Often used to avoid boredom
by Luckyboy14 March 8, 2010
Get the Distraction mug.When someone has a large quantity of work or an important task to do and someone decideds to start bothering you they are being a distracticunt. The male version being a distracticock. Inspired by Cydney, coined by Leslie.
by Mo November 20, 2004
Get the distracticunt mug.Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.
I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.
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Get the distracted dressing mug.Person 1: Hey man, check out this link (DISTRACTION DANCE LINK)
Person 2: Cool! (CLICKS THE LINK)
Person 2: (GETS DISTRACTED) cmon man!
Person 1: get distracted!
Person 2: (BLOCKS PERSON 1)
Person 2: Cool! (CLICKS THE LINK)
Person 2: (GETS DISTRACTED) cmon man!
Person 1: get distracted!
Person 2: (BLOCKS PERSON 1)
by PHINWING THE MENDING September 16, 2020
Get the get distracted mug.The inability to react or get tasks finished because one is involved with a sexual activity with oneself or another. Usually a good reason to explain why you didnt do something.
John: Why didnt you pick up your phone an hour ago?
George: I was sexually distracted by Kelly, dude.
John: Oh, okay. No problem.
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Kevin: I was gonna be on time beers, but Amanda kept sexually distracting by doing a nice strip tease and rubbin' my cock up.
George: I was sexually distracted by Kelly, dude.
John: Oh, okay. No problem.
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Kevin: I was gonna be on time beers, but Amanda kept sexually distracting by doing a nice strip tease and rubbin' my cock up.
by Nate dg January 8, 2009
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