Colombian Dipstick

When a guy sticks his dick in a morning cup of coffee and then his girl sucks it off.

Her favorite breakfast was a fat stack of pancakes followed by a frothy Colombian Dipstick.

by KikiStylz February 13, 2022

dipshidiot

A person who possesses the personality traits of both a "dipshit" and an "idiot". A particularly offensive and dim-witted individual.
dip-SHI-dee-uht

That dipshidiot actually thought I would go out with him.

by Bluto Van Byrd July 14, 2008

florida dipstick

when your having sex doggie style on the beach and you pull out real quick and dip your penis in the sand and stick it back in. but wear a condom for best results.

"dude, i gave sandy the florida dipstick yesterday"

by grahambrose1906 March 23, 2010

Dipshit-abled

The state or quality of being so shitbrained to a point of disabled like qualities which have reached a humorous level. This being the only word fathomable to combine the disabled nature and pure idiocy of such actions into one conglomerative word.

Mike: isn't my dog being so cute?
Alex: no, he's just being extremely "dipshit-abled".

by Ysbeer June 7, 2021

Dipshit McGee

The name a person assumes when they are a complete and total moron with the world's simplest job, and still have difficulties staying employed.

I see Dipshit McGee got hired at the coffee shop to fuck up lattes all morning long.

by 73baby March 31, 2009

Jimmy Dipstick

A stupid person. Would be the opposite of Jimmy Neutron.

Person A: 2+2=5
Person B: No, Jimmy Dipstick, 2+2=4

by Alicen June 19, 2006

diskin'd

While in a restaurant or bar with a group and there is an understanding that the bill will be split evenly amongst the group, one person intentionally orders additional or higher priced items, with the intent that the group will absorb the extra cost. This is also referred to as "the rule" or "the rule is in effect."

A monetary play on being "dissed." It is the opposite of a discount.

When we split the bill, Joe ordered soup and a dessert and then diskin'd us so that we all paid more than our share.

by Robocop Pilot November 29, 2017