Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food

I have digestion problems.

by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022

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Digestation

When you have so much food in your belly, it’s not just digesting, it’s gestating like a food baby.

“OMG I’M SO STUFFED”
“Nothing a little digestion won’t fix”
“More like digesTATION”

by sircumlocutious February 3, 2023

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Digesting Plastics

A fun experience that will change your life forever.

I digesting plastics on a regular basis

by Robdobalina21 October 5, 2023

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Whimsical Digestion

Those painful moments where a character has to reflect on just how wonderous the movie they're in is.

Jesse Aarons gave a face of whimsical digestion.

by Red-D May 24, 2021

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chocolate digestive

The best biscuit to ever exist on this planet. A nice biscuit with a sweet, even layer of chocolate on one face. If you don’t like chocolate digestives I will hunt you down <3

“Dude, those chocolate digestives were peng!”
“I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”

by Onesexymf September 26, 2021

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Breast Digestion

A rare disorder found in females, in which the patient digests her own breast milk. The large amount of urine intake could lead to urinary infections and severe dehydration.

My wife suffers from breast digestion.

by George Cremaster April 29, 2025

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