The next time you enter a McDonald's restaurant, snatch a kid from his parents, take him to the kitchen, and shove some Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass!
by Yopmail User October 21, 2022
The largest size diet coke you can find that comes from a FOUNTAIN soda machine. NOT from that stupid freestyle machine - MUST BE from a CLASSICC fountain. This is the best beverage to QUENCH your thirst on a low-calorie budget.
by tdaffy November 2, 2018
1. Girls with nasty, thinning hair. Also applicable to guys with long hair.
- Can be straight, curly and any color.
- Short and fat people usually, but can be any size and shape.
2. Crusty, dry, thinning hair (Albert Einstein looking hair)
3. Most commonly found on brownish girls with thin, balding, dry, medium-longish hair, but can be applicable to people of any color.
4. People who actually put diet coke in their hair.
- Can be straight, curly and any color.
- Short and fat people usually, but can be any size and shape.
2. Crusty, dry, thinning hair (Albert Einstein looking hair)
3. Most commonly found on brownish girls with thin, balding, dry, medium-longish hair, but can be applicable to people of any color.
4. People who actually put diet coke in their hair.
"That girl be wearing weave cuz she got that diet coke hair"
"She fine but she got that diet coke hair"
"That nigga Big Mike put diet coke in his hair!"
"She fine but she got that diet coke hair"
"That nigga Big Mike put diet coke in his hair!"
by matt 10isking December 31, 2018
When you take a 2-liter of diet coke, unscrew the cap, drop in a few mentos and close it. You then take the bottle and
1) Leave it somwhere on the ground to explode like a volcano
2) Throw it hard at the ground to make it explode and propell it in a certain direction
3) (This is a dick move) lube up the top of the cap, approach someone from the rear,(willing or not, they could have lost a super bowl bet, came last place in the bracket group, lost a game of rock paper scissors or is just a bitch) shove it up their ass and retreat to a safe distance to watch.(WARNING, that shit is dangerous)
1) Leave it somwhere on the ground to explode like a volcano
2) Throw it hard at the ground to make it explode and propell it in a certain direction
3) (This is a dick move) lube up the top of the cap, approach someone from the rear,(willing or not, they could have lost a super bowl bet, came last place in the bracket group, lost a game of rock paper scissors or is just a bitch) shove it up their ass and retreat to a safe distance to watch.(WARNING, that shit is dangerous)
Jack: What are you guys doing?
Steve: This dumbshit thought the Patriots were gonna win the super bowl, now we get to give em' the diet coke and mentos bottle up the ass,
Jack: HA HA HA! Can I watch?
Steve: Of course
Steve: This dumbshit thought the Patriots were gonna win the super bowl, now we get to give em' the diet coke and mentos bottle up the ass,
Jack: HA HA HA! Can I watch?
Steve: Of course
by Jihad_Unit April 7, 2008
by enko February 7, 2005
made famous by zach russom
used when you are drunk and pissed off and the first person you see has a diet coke in their hand you get a free card to call them a 'Diet Coke Faggot'
used when you are drunk and pissed off and the first person you see has a diet coke in their hand you get a free card to call them a 'Diet Coke Faggot'
by dietcokefaggot July 17, 2007
When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock) ”
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
by thecockwhisperer December 1, 2021