diddly-pouter

The female external genitalia, viewed as a whole.

"That sure is one nicely-turned diddly-pouter you have there, Miss. I heartily approve."

by Ominous Silence March 15, 2013

Squiddly-Diddly

The act of Squidward Tentacles riding a cow with a pen lid

“Check that crazy Squiddly-Diddly!”

by Thechanks October 01, 2017

Diddly doo

Sex

- Heard you hung out with Jessica last night, did you guys do the diddly doo?

by KendallBaby16 November 28, 2014

diddly-squat

a cuter way of saying f* sweet all nothing

when you father was an engineering student, and you are in a private high school and playing guitar in the music band, if you are not a talented a carrot in god's potato field, you have done diddly-squat with your private education.

by Sexydimma December 11, 2014

Diddly squat

A unit of currency, worth a predicted £525m a week after brexit.

According to Boris Johnson, one Diddly Squat will be worth £525m per week after Brexit.

by Thrifty Amoeba September 03, 2018

squidly diddly

A form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and masturbates within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.

Dude, I just squidly diddlied.

Hey man, do you have any squid so I can squidly diddly later?

by hgani January 03, 2011

Diddly dob

Your average sexual encounter

Hey Derek, do you want to do the diddly dob tonight?

by Babykaitsxo24 February 11, 2017