Dicksand

Dick sand, as in quick sand but with boys.

When a girl gets lost in whatever relationship she’s in and truly never figured out how to not only be single, but to be OKAY with being single.

From the movie How to be single.

Look Felicia fell into some dicksand again.

by Felicia please ;-) August 18, 2016

dickstock

1. Characterized by petty selfishness or malice
2. In poor physical condition; sick or debilitated

see buttface

"F*** you, dickstock!"

by anonymous43142 April 1, 2008

dicktan

When the rest of your skin has reached the level of tan you normally have on your penis' shaft skin.

I'm not wearing shorts in public until my legs are at least dicktan.

by buddhiistboy July 7, 2016

Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.

Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.

by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022

dicksmack

a strike with one's penis.

I'm' still sore from your dicksmacks.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

dickstarter campaign

(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.

It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.

by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014

Dickstroke

When a girl is fucked so hard that the act of walking causes her immense pain soon after.

Ben fucked Jane so hard that she had dickstroke all week long.

by Ryan is Gay January 7, 2019