Dickweed

The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl

"Bro I just dickweed ."

by Bittah pupil April 3, 2016

Dickweed

Someone who gets kicked for team-killing in a Call of Duty multiplayer Hardcore game

Player 1: Dude, did you lag out?
Player 2: No. I got a dickweed.

Player 1: Then stay away from me

by TG DraftGryphon May 25, 2013

Dicksneeze

Its when you pee so hard that your penis starts to flap and make a fart noise.

i peed sooo hard yesterday i had a dicksneeze

by A beastly beast Jf March 15, 2009

Dicksheep

Someone with a weak sex game.

Jared is a dicksheep, his girlfriend hasn't finished the past 3 weeks.

by Spoopydragon July 5, 2016

Dickspection

Noun:

a thorough examination of a man's groin area by a dickspector after manscaping. Must include a deep throating to ensure all hair is lain bare so no tickling from hairs will occur and includes the scrotum and taint.

Babe, I just showered and I'm ready for my dickspection.

by Bitsy&Gunnar4Ever August 24, 2023

Devils Dickweed

That dank shit boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Plus Christian Servers are bomb as fuck so get with the times

"Damn bruh you been Hitten that bomb ass devils dickweed"
Response: "hell yeah muthafucka, I'm going bonkers like Jar Jar Binks Bitch"

by sknfnanfalnfa May 11, 2018

Medieval Dickweed

Adjective: A term used to describe a individual who is being rude and or annoying. The individual may have also done something to hurt the describer

Knight:*kills Ted*
Bill: You killed Ted you Medieval Dickweed!

by Dont Neg ME October 8, 2018