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Drinkslexia

"Medical" condition where you can't see the difference between "1 drink" and "5 drinks and 2 shooters". You saw yourself going out for one drink but in reality, you drank and partied all night.
Friend: Dude... You are so drunk!
Me: But I only had 1 drink.
Friend: Maybe you have drinkslexia? Want a tequila?
Me: No thanks. (Proceeds to have 6 tequilas)
by Choddho March 24, 2023
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Dicksexual

sexually or romantically attracted to people with a huge dick
"Hey, I can't stop thinking about that gangbang I had last week. There was so many huge dicks and they felt so good! I want more!"

"Damn, you're becoming dicksexual."
by AngelDust6857 May 22, 2023
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dicklemia

The female version of "blue balls". When a woman is in desperate need to feel the dick of a man inside her vagina for orgasmic pleasure but is refused such act and forced to go without. Leaving her irritated, irrational and unable to focus
I was so close to getting some and instead he had to leave abruptly and now I'm left with dicklemia.
by Belladomina77 February 8, 2024
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