Discuntent

When a heterosexual male (or vaginatarian) is dissatisfied with the overall number of sexual conquests they have achieved to date i.e a down-in-the-dumps no-pumps chump

Bill: ‘Mate, can I talk to you? My discuntent keeps deteriorating so much that I’ve booked in for a penis extension’
Ted: ‘Ha!’
Bill: ‘I’m not joking, I’ve already got the appointment booked’
Ted: ‘It’s not that, I’m just surprised you think your tiny cock is the root cause of your discuntent, when it’s actually the fact that your face looks like it caught on fire and was put out with a bike chain’

by Anonymous submissions June 2, 2021

dickscussion

A theological discussion between a man and a woman which truns into the man comming out on top. 'Oh God! Yes! Oh God, please! ...'

Me: We had a nice long discussion about religion last night.

Friend: Oh, you mean a dickscussion

by capngrumpy December 16, 2005

dicksound

A fad word on the internet, origin believed to be poster "smiith" on saxperience. Meaning the sound of ones dick as it slaps on the forehead of ones lover.

OMG, I love dicksound! Like ballslap or buttwhack!

by MotherOfGod September 20, 2012

dickscum

the multi-coloured fungus that appears around the rim of the japs-eye of the penis,and maybe further if left untreated.

jesus christ dude i had to go to the doctors yesterday 2 get a lump of dickscum cut away from my japs-eye!!!! it fuckin wrecked dude!!!

by jacko April 16, 2005

dickscum

the fungus that appears around the japs eye of the penis if left unused for too long

i had too go to the doctors to get my dickscum removed

by cheese lover May 13, 2005

dickhunter

A gay person who pretends to be hetero but is homosexual. Dickhunter is gay. dickhunter is a syndorm, desease, infection in the brain.

Dickhunter sucks in cs.

by guukaneda December 18, 2003

Dickcunt

A person who is being a very unmanly dick.

Fuck you, you dickcunt!

by LikesToBeLazy June 22, 2014