Dicksand

Losing yourself in a relationship, because you're addicted to the dick.

We never see Rachel anymore, she's caught up in Aaron's Dicksand.

by Defineme99 September 8, 2016

dicksand

It's when you start developing a crush on a guy but you aren't looking for a relationship and you can't get out. It's like quicksand but with dicks.

Hey vanessa, I think I've fallen into (insert name)'s dicksand.

by makushiin August 5, 2016

dicksand

1. the state a man is in when his penis is capable of only slowly penetrating a woman's orifice(s), due to either erectile dysfunction or lack of genital stimulation due to unpleasantly unattractive female partner, etc

Don was not pleased to find that attempting to mount the plump, ginger lady left him knee-deep in dicksand.

by sportsmanbball March 4, 2009

dicksaur

when girls get angry they are not actually wanted...

im not a chicksaur your a dicksaur...

by super super man October 27, 2009

dickshunarea

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dick-shun-area... noun...
1... the immediate surrounding area of a hetrosexual male...
2... a course of action by an unimpressed female...
3... a common place that dicks are shunned...

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"My dickshunarea is clearly marked."...

"Girlfriend, I had to tell him where my dickshunarea was."...

"Hey pal, the womans bathroom is a dickshunarea."...

by stevonez July 1, 2007

Ron DickSandwich

The Governor of Florida. Having him removed from office would save lives and make the IQ of Florida climb to a more sane level.

Hey, did you hear Ron DickSandwich says it’s open season in Florida and you can shoot anyone who you think might be a looter now?

by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020

dickshunary

1. Something that happens to mormons if they get caught having sex b4 marriage.
2. A person with the religious authority to carry out a sentencing order of social exile in the event of blatant violation of said religion's sexual code of conduct.
3. A place where lesbians live, somewhat like a convent or nunery.
4. Description of an alternate lifestyle.

They were dickshunned for having premarital sex.
He was a dickshunner.
She decided to go live in the dickshunary.

by newbie & enjoymint May 27, 2009