Dickalect

dik-uh-lekt

–noun

1. Linguistics. a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by nature of nobody, ever, really speaking that way in society, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others through lack of anyone liking them enough to tell them they sound like dicks.

2. a language considered as one of a group that have a common employment: news readers, social commentators, game show hosts, tv film critics and top-gear presenters have common dickalects.

Tell you what, that Mark Dolan is dickalectically challenged.

Jeremy Clarkeson has such a strong dickalect it's a wonder people know, or care, what he's talking about.

by operand September 28, 2010

dickiling

It's like tickling, but with your dick to turn on your partner(s).

Bitch 1: Stop it, please! Your dickiling me!

by lolololoollooolololooloolool May 30, 2014

dicholle

A girl who's name is nicole but when she's a dick she's called a dicholle

Nicole+ dick= dicholle

by AsholeZ April 28, 2015

dickelganger

Essentially the doppelganger of your dick.
Doppelganger

"Dude's dick looked exactly like mine. I found my dickelganger."

by Alottapuss January 12, 2016

Dicklag

When you're lagging uncontrollably in a video game so much so that you say "I'm lagging my dick off!"

"I should have hosted this game. I'm getting major dicklag!"

"I could have easily won that game if it weren't for my serious case of dicklag."

by TheMagicKeeper June 18, 2017

Dickladon

The female name for Dick.

Hey Dickladon hows your day?

by King Shadow November 24, 2017

dickalickaphobia

fear of licking or kissing a dick

he said he would pay me for a blow job in the bathroom but I suffer from dickalickaphobia

by dick girl December 28, 2020