dickarse

a great word invented by bleepstreet

want some vinegar with that dickarse?

by bleepstreet September 25, 2004

Dickamortis

Another term for morning wood. Rigor mortis of the dick, in the am.

I woke up this morning with raging dickamortis

by Cahscholar August 13, 2017

dickwarmer

someone who warms up dicks for a profession.

"hey man what do you do for a living?"
"oh, im a dickwarmer."
"wtf? what the hell is that?"
"I warm dicks."
"oh cool, how much does it pay?"
"nothing"
"fuck you fagget"

by jeffd7765 June 27, 2008

dickamortis

The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.

Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.

by sexymcsexy February 8, 2010

Dickarsehole

An insult used mainly to describe faggy homosexual , annoying behaviour or personality.

why are you such a dickarsehole?" "man that guys been such a dickarsehole this week" "dude you've been in the bathroom for like 35 mins , stop being such a dickarsehole" "he's been dickarseholing around bill since thursday

by sumsuni March 5, 2011

Dickaration

A dickaration is the equivalent of a decoration and it has the same concept as well. You can look but you cannot touch. This is what we call a dickaration.

Michael: Hey buddy, have you seen the new chick that got hired yet?
Mical: No, what does it matter to you anyway? She is just another dickaration around the office.

by Miggity Mack December 27, 2011

Dickarieah

When your penis explodes uncontrabley usually resulting in white stains in the underwear and pants

Dickarieah sucks I hate it

by Marijuanaguy420 March 28, 2015