Dicktric System

The universal basis of dick sizes with 6 inches being the median represented by a number 5 on the scale of 1 - 10, 10 being the biggest. The result is stated as a dicktric number. This also converts dick size from the metric system. Ex: median dicktric number of 5 would be 15.2 centimeters.

I thought I had a big penis but the after looking at the dicktric system, I realize that I am pretty undersized.

I used the dicktric system and found that my dick has a dicktric number of 6. Score.

by 007hippo September 29, 2009

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dickrider

Someone who "sucks up" to one another, always agreeing with that person for something in return i.e. power. Thus, they are "riding" that individual's dick.

Senator John McCain rides the media's dick, agreeing with them anytime he can. Therefore, he is a dickrider.

by Random Moron Defining Words August 28, 2006

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carbon dickprint

The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"

1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.

2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.

by josjr March 29, 2010

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Dickriculous

Something so ridiculous, it's dickriculous.

Did you see McGrady's dunk in the All Star Game where he threw the ball off the glass to himself? That was fucking dickriculous.

by g-xerxes January 29, 2003

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Dickalis

A loser type person, some dumb prick-type. A general jerk. Not to be confused with "Dickhead", although "Dickalis" of course is rooted in the word "Dick."

"That guy that asks stupid questions is a Dickalis."

by EG May 15, 2003

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