dilbert

Noun: One who skips important presentations and makes them up in front of a small group of people

Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.

Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.

Go up; don't pull a dilbert with your speech.

Are you going to make this a dilbert party?

by Zzzzzzzzzz..... March 7, 2008

dilbert

1.) To throw a brick at an object or person, often in disgust
or hatred

That teacher was being pro-noob all day so i dilbert-ed his car after school.

by Jamie Saunders December 14, 2008

duberts

Little bumps around female nipples. See Duberry Swatchits.

I love titties... exept when they got all those duberts around 'em.

by Paulhern March 21, 2010

Wet Dilbert

A new form of a "Wet Willy". Where someone spits into your ear while your in your cubicle at work. In this case you would usually dry your ear out with your tie.

Dilbert: Goddamnit, Mordac just spit in my ear across the southeastern cubicle near the window.

Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!

by res_fiction September 15, 2009

Dilbert

Slang term for penis used among computer geeks

k00L_h4k3r: hey babe, I got a giant Dilbert
cutegurl69: what?

by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003

diertbag

a girl that things shes so cool by having sex with her boyfriend everyday and gives herself an abortion by sticking a hanger up her pussy to pop the baby.

im sry but jessica kehm is a diertbag. cool dude.

by ur mom June 20, 2003

porque es divertido

"Because it is fun."

When porque (because) is asked in Spanish class, this is the typical response.

?Porque vivo en -----? (Why do you live in (city)?
Porque es divertido. (Because it is fun.)

by loflcopter March 30, 2011