Deutsch Disease

A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.

-Yo, I’m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.

by Cactus657 March 14, 2023

Deutschlandgeschwindigkeit

To complete a task in an unnecessarily slow and complicated manner.

Q: Hey, John are you going to clean the bathroom?
A: Sure, Deutschlandgeschwindigkeit!

by jamako June 2, 2023

deutschebag

A Euro (preferably a German) who gets all snooty about how much better / more artistic / more well-crafted things are back on the Continent than over here (US, Canada, hell - England can play along too!).

Uwe can't drink a Blue without going on a diatribe about how much better his precious Warsteiner is - what a deutschebag!

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

Deutschbag

A German-male who thinks they know it all and lets everyone around them know it. He will typically offend everyone he mets.

I have a coworker that is German, he is such a deutschbag. I can't stand him.

by KaptainSkinBoat December 4, 2010

Deutschbag

A word used to describe an arrogant dick of German origin or descent. Deutsch is a literall translation of the word German...in German. And bag derives from the English name "douchebag" making the compound word "Deutschbag". The same thing as a douchebag but only applicable to Germans. A typical Deutschbag bashes Americans every chance they get but seems to forget how Eurotrashy they really are.

Hans: "You Americans are so stupid. You poke your noses into everyone else's business around the world
Ryan: Says the country that started to world wars, Deutschbag"

by Andreas Streibern December 2, 2013

Deutschland über alles

A common name for the German National anthem relating to the first stanza.

Also known as "Das Lied der Deutschen" or "The Song of the Germans" as well as "Deutschlandlied" or "Song of Germany."

In modern times only the third stanza is used.

Guy 1: What's the anthem of Germany?
Guy 2: It's Deutschlandlied, or sometimes referred to as "Deutschland über alles"

by draman78 April 27, 2014

Dirty Deutsch

After sticking a penis or a finger in an ass, the person pulls it out and wipes it across his/her partner's upper lip, forming an authentic looking Hitler mustache.

After the Dirty Deutsch, she was longing to visit Germany.

by Anal Sphincter August 13, 2007