Deuce Tweets

When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.

Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?

A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.

by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009

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Deuce Jenner

The act of defocating while in a full out sprint.

Dude, I'm about to hit a deuce jenner get the camera ready.

by JaCqEeZ December 30, 2012

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Deuver refers to an adventurous but innocent fella who does not have malicious intent but ends up offending other people. The word gained popularity from a version of the famous card game 'Presidents' played by college students in Singapore. A '2', i.e. Deuver, would usually help one win the game but having too many Deuvers results in unfortunate losses.

Singapore also has a famous trivia team called Dover Deuvers.

You're a Deuver for snitching on me, Mike. Sure, you helped the school, but look at where I am.

Why don't you shower with me, Adair? You're such a Deuver.

Alex is compassionate, but his compassion is limited to whatever benefits him. What a Deuver!

by remiCo May 15, 2020

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mouth deuce

To vomit as a result of excessive drinking, motion sickness, or a flu. Basically, to crap from the mouth.

Pull over, I think I'm going to drop a mouth deuce.

I should not have had those last few drinks. When I got home, I mouth deuced all over my living room.

I'm not going to be in today, I've been dropping mouth deuces all night.

by ADKat8 June 30, 2010

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