Desperation

People that are so desperate for a girlfriend that they will go out with a girl from Canada that they met over X-Box Live.

Dave Farrell had a girlfriend in Canada who he met over X-Box Live.

by Nobody May 13, 2005

Desperation Drunk

When you get drunk enough that you start throwing yourself at anything that moves.

Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.

by dr1nk January 24, 2012

desperation beer

The beer you only drink when you're out of options. Usually left in your fridge by someone else. Often Coors Light.

"Better do a beer run, all I've got left are two Desperation Beers!"

by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012

Desperation Joggers

(Noun) Joggers that you buy the night before traveling, although they were entirely too expensive and you probably will never wear them again.

Sharon, in a moment of lapsed judgement, purchased navy blue desperation joggers for her flight to Hawaii.

by Amersons March 5, 2019

desecration by deskfecation

Similar to deskfecation, but a modification that entails shitting in the top drawer of a coworker’s desk with seniority.

Our boss said he’d been going over security footage but can't discern who pulled off the desecration by deskfecation because no cameras were in his office. Basically without a smoking turd it's a cold case now.

by shithouse_poet42 May 24, 2023

sweat depreciation

home improvement projects completed during a depreciating real estate market

I completed the patio project and gained some sweat depreciation.

by 1SmartBlonde July 2, 2009

Great Desperation

When one has not had a boyfriend or girlfriend in the longest time, therefore making oneself desperate and either dreaming about the most stupidest or imaginary person of the opposite sex, or trying to hook up with another person in which the person does not desire.
If you don't understand this definition, beat it.

Ever since I broke up with mike, I have had outbursts of GDs (great desperations), like fantasizing about the geek with pink eye.

by Candy, Lex, and Jaqui March 9, 2004