news director bump

An inordinately large key bump or rail/line of cocaine. One that is larger than most dispensings...namely reserved for only the most seasoned of cocaine abusers.

"Sandy gave Dennis a big old news director bump of blow and Barbara said it was too dman big".

by Mrs. Nut Cake April 6, 2007

Timey-Whimey Detector

A machine that is used by the Doctor, in the BBC series Doctor who. It goes ding when there's stuff.

*Alien monster fish beast flies overhead a blue box*
*Man comes out of blue box and chases after it screaming Allons y*

Timey-Whimey Detector: "DING"

by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 22, 2010

Director

The new brand for everything a director could want...and more!

Cool dude 1 : Do you like my new chair?

Cool dude 2: yes! I can't believe you have a Director

by Director of Smaths June 22, 2011

Band Director

The King Band Geek. One of the few teachers in a high school who sees every single one of their students from freshman all the way to senior year. They tend to wear Hawaiian shirts and have a weird sense of humor. Of all teachers, band directors are the most likely to die in a fire for their students if it came down to that.

"How, might you ask, could a student be friends with a teacher? The answer is simple. Band geeks don't see the band director as a teacher. They are simply older, sometimes fatter, band geeks."

by taki-noboru-desu October 14, 2016

Smoke detector

An indicator that you are a bad cook

Don't burn your bacon or you will hear the smoke detector

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

smoke detector

1. A device that will send out a loud alarm when triggered by the presence of smoke, though many people no longer regard the warning as an actual warning

*beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!*

--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!

--What's that mean!

--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.

--Oh.

*house burns down*

by idonthavaname August 14, 2006

Director

The one who gets the blame if anything they create goes tits up, even when it's not their fault.

Guy 1: "Man, X-Men Origins: Wolverine sucked!"
Guy 2: "I blame the director."
Guy 1: "How the fuck would that change anything?"

by H4rd Man May 9, 2009