the dell

hiding place for many stoners including me n nobby!!!!

Nobby: let's go to the dell
J: to do what?
Nobby: smoke weed?
J: ok, kl!!!!!

by Jamie January 20, 2005

Dell

A company that says that it provides the best of the best but in fact has the worst.

( customer service will not do anything after 21 days of purchase)

a dell computer that has to replaced more than 10 times in a years time

by tigera June 18, 2009

Dell

When a man's penis becomes erect and someone notices.

As in, "Dude, you're getting a Dell."

by Kelly Buckman July 15, 2008

Delle

The most amazing woman you will ever lay your eyes on. She has a beautiful smile and will always make a Matt happy. She's caring, smart and sexy and is always able to make you laugh.

Delle is the most amazing woman you will ever meet. I met a Delle and she made my life the best.

by Daxit January 06, 2020

Dell

Worst computer know to man. After a day of use they start making weird noises and randomly just shut off. Their freaking cd/dvd rom drives sould like freaking Harley Davidson motorcycles. God forbid you have a problem and try to call their customer service number, you better have a day off and a lot of patience. I've never been so pissed off that day when i talked to Abu for a hour and listened to an automated operator for another two hours. Dell lost the only good thing they had when they fired the Dell guy that said dude a lot.

Me-"Dude you know what Dell stands for?"
Freind-"hmmm,D-E-L-L um idk."
Me-"Dell stands for bullshit."

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

Dell

Dell (name):
A cute, sweet, wonderful girl who keeps you wondering how such a perfect human being is talking to you. Kind, funny, incredibly sexy, and amazing.

That’s Dell, looking cute again!

by urlilpotato November 23, 2021

Dell

A piece of shit.

"Damn, this Mac is such a Dell!"

by PCs are better May 30, 2009