deflicted

Portmanteau of "defective" or "defunct", and "afflicted".
A derivation from Frank Zappa's 1974 album Apostrophe, on which the Fur Trapper infamously rubs his deflicted eyes.

"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes." from Nanook Rubs It by Frank Zappa.

by Mike September 10, 2003

erection deflection

The state of matter in which you are called up to the board in class with an erection. In a last ditch effort to deflect that which is erect you offer a means of distraction, such as a brick through a window or a pair of inflatable fake boobs.

I was able to pull of the erection deflection in my english class.

by Whimbo February 7, 2006

Deflatio

Any sight, thought or statement that instantly destroys sexual arousal, especially in men. Psychological equivalent to a cold shower.

Meant to parody fellatio.

I was just about to score when a commercial for Dr. Phil came on the TV. Total Deflatio.

by LosButchos October 5, 2007

dealt

Getting seriously and utterly defeated in something you think you're good at, but you're not.

Calling someone a hacker because they shot you through a wall in CounterStrike. He's not hacking, you just got dealt.

by Balkoth November 29, 2004

deflategate

Scandal revolving around deflating a football to give a team an edge in the game. The football equivalent of Watergate.

By deflating footballs in a championship game, an NFL team created the scandal now known as Deflategate.

by ozoni11 January 21, 2015

deflower

The act of taking the virginity of a girl. The term comes from the fact that the hymen, before being torn, most frquently looks like an inverted flower.

After the rainbow party, Mary said she was tired of being the only virgin in the seventh grade and asked me to deflower her. We went up to her room while her family was playing Jenga. She was tight and there was blood everywhere from her ripped hymen. She was so sore that I had to pull out early, so she cleaned me up and finished me with a blow job.

by BRD November 22, 2004

Deflowered Nun

A nun who has lost her virginity, usually through sexual intimacy with another member of the Clergy, but who carries on with her duties as if she were chaste.

Joe: "Man, that babe is hot. I wish she weren't a nun."
Dan: "No worries, man. I hear she's a deflowered nun."

by Qbie November 5, 2014