Self Defenced

verb. (to be) Self Defenced. Being attacked/assaulted by someone who believes that they are defending themselves but instigated the altercation

"I went to the Proud Boys rally last Saturday and got self defenced"

by YouTryTooHard October 3, 2020

Ketanji defence

When you avoid answering a simple question by saying you’re not some sort of expert

Made famous by Ketanji Brown Jackson

“Senator: So what is a woman?
KBJ: I don’t know, I’m not a biologist.”

“Friend: is it raining?
Me: I don’t know I’m not a meteorologist
Friend: are you really using the ketanji defence so you don’t have to get up?”

by Dr dampness March 26, 2022

Paul Higham Self-Defence

Paul Higham Self-Defence is a technique used by police forces to take down 3 people at once by using both arms and one leg, each hitting one person.

Dude did you watch crime watch?
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.

by TheDaddyBadgerFace September 14, 2016

The Defence Rests

A sex position coined by the university of Alberta campus newspaper, the gateway; having intercourse with your partner while he/she is unconscious either from alcohol, exhaustion or rufilin.

"Man I can't believe you took home that law student last night. She was so wasted and didn't seem to like you."

"She didn't, she had an argument not to come home with me, lets just say, at that state, The Defence Rests."

by uofa goer March 20, 2012

The Ali G Defence

When someone accuses another of racism, in response to criticism unrelated to their race. As seen by Sacha Baren Cohen's character Ali G and his famous line

"I tried telling him he shouldn't litter, and he pulled out the Ali G Defence immediately "

by Spark1 July 24, 2025

Josh defence league

The josh defence league is better than the panini gang. Josh is the greatest to ever exist and will never be defeated. JDL will always be better. No questions🍆

The josh defence league is better than the panini gang

by Joshua defence league February 2, 2022

Dershowitz defence

When someone confronts you about your crime, so you respond by asking them if they've condemned Hamas for similar crimes.

AKA the Hamas-Dershowitz defence
AKA to Dershowitz

"We questioned him about the allegations, but he played the Dershowitz defence"

"Your honour, I plead the Dershowitz, I may have committed a crime but so did Hamas"

by PrinceAndrewShould January 4, 2024