December 5th

Only the coolest kids with blonde hair and blue eyes have a birthday on this day

Jayson- hey today is my birthday
Chloe- wow today must be December 5th because you're the coolest

by Slimshady25 December 6, 2020

December 5th

wear all black

hey its december 5th gotta be goth today -cadence neal 2019

by Joe mamma cadence November 25, 2019

December 5th

National Beat your meat in front of your crush

December 5th I beat my meet infront of my crush

by rPvnther December 3, 2019

December 5th

Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.

You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th

by KingWithTheBigDick May 1, 2022

december 5th

national s/o day. anyone you desire will be your s/o

guy: soo..its december 5th you know..
girl: yup..why?
guy: -smirk-
girl: 0.0

by agastopia October 8, 2022

December 5th

December 5th is national wear black day!!

Yo I heard on Tik Tok that December 5th is wear black day.

Yeah me too!! Let's do it

by maxweed_14 November 23, 2019

December 5th

December 5th is one of the greatest days in the entire year cause only kings are born in this date

What day it is fam ?
December 5th
Ohhh shit man it's my brother Nixter's birthday today
We gon get lit on weed and alchohool

by 3R6! April 27, 2020