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Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked
by Andy April 20, 2004
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oh my dearie

commonly used in replace of the phrase "oh my god" or "oh my gosh" to not offend people. Also, it just sounds more awesome. abbreviated "omd"
1.
Noel: He couldn't dance that well becuase he was too stiff!
Gina: Oh my dearie!
Noel: Not like that!

2.
(Trips and spills coffee)
Oh my dearie.
by ginaasdf April 27, 2007
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