sweaty dachshund

a long, smooth, shiny log of shit.

I just had a really long shit. It lay there looking at me like a sweaty dachshund

by milm October 19, 2008

Geometry Dash

A game called by many a "bad game" etc. a timing and rhythm game made for people who aren't quitters. The game has many levels of skill from oh yey I beat it to YEEEEAEAEAEAEAEAEAAAAASSSSSSS1!!!!!!1.

Typical Pro reaction
*Headphone warning flashing on screen
*hits-*hits-*hits table while yelling SI, SI! VOMOS! VOMOS!
What is going on here?!
SÍ SÍ ¡ME GANÓ EL NIVEL MÁS DIFÍCIL MÁS DURO EN EL TABLERO DE GEOMETRY DASH!

by WAposter December 5, 2019

Rip daichi

Nice kill Tanaka 👌👌👌👌
Suga mama don’t want all these kids he needs uuuuu U-U

Daichi falls now he Dead Rip daichi

by anonymous October 13, 2020

grand theft dine-and-dash

Like an ordinary dine and dash, but when the bill is so expensive (like ordering six Kobe beef steaks, multiple bottles of champagne, etc) that the crime ends up being a felony.

We went as an eight-top to BLT Steak, got rounds and rounds of champagne, steak, martinis and dessert, and then jumped in the SUV and ditched the bill - total grand theft dine-and-dash!

by Mark Drapeau December 9, 2008

Sammy the dachshund

An extremely over weight dachshund who moans while we eat dinner, a Hansom young man none the less.. enjoys car rides , eating anything within reach, enjoying time with his mother , also know as Samuel L Fatman

Damnit Sammy the dachshund we’re trying to eat give him a yodel or something relli

by february 4,2009 July 24, 2022

400 meter dash

A track and field event that is 400 meters in length. The current world record holder is Michael Johnson with a time of 43.18 seconds.

I run the 400 meter dash at my school.

by TheRobot99 March 14, 2008

Dasha

Dasha is always nice to strangers and isn’t often moody but when she is watch out. She is always up for new things, she’s always trying to hang out and loves spending time with friends. When she realizes u were treating her wrong she will find someone who does and u will realize how much u miss her. It’s very hard to earn her trust and if u broke her trust it’s even harder to gain it back. If u were the one hurting her and she found a friend who doesn’t it’s gonna ha a LOOOONNNGGG time before she will treat u as loving as before. She’s usually not that loud but around her best friends she’s a trouble maker. Her smile is so dazzling and her laugh is as smooth as honey. She has dimples and glowing skin. She’s skinny and sexy. Over all she is beautiful outside especially and inside too. She is VERY picky about boys and clothes. She never tells u things straight up but she will say it behind your back. She learns to be honest very long. She is loyal and a great friend. She comforts really well and is an AMAZING friend.

Dasha (n) is very fun

by Sjixhebeixhsvaksiehfbdisoshdbd June 24, 2019