by Dallison February 12, 2019
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by Princeofliverpool February 15, 2008
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She’s a beautiful, sporty, sweet, funny, and crazy ass girl. She has a nice ass and is freakier than you think. She is very retarded and all the guys think she’s pretty and hot. She has a wonderful personality and and is loyal. She thinks she’s annoying but guys love to hear her voice and can’t get enough of it. She’s one person you can tell everything too and you don’t have to worry about it spreading around.
by Drenee March 28, 2019
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Woman: Oh dear, I'm feeling like I need to drop the kids off at the pool.
Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.
Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.
by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
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True Redskins Fan: "Fuck Dallas!"
True Redskins Fan: "Fuck Dallas!"
by httr July 31, 2011
Get the Fuck Dallas mug.1. The most ridiculous school district in the world. Has bought a smartboard for literally every single classroom, which nobody uses. Installed flat-screen TVs in "cat-aterias" and lobbies that nobody watches. Assumes that all problems with teachers are the students fault. Let's hundreds more kids move into the district that literally can not fit into the schools, and ruin our test scores. Not a single kid that lives here, wants to stay.
2. Nothing to do that doesn't involve driving for miles. The closest entertainment is Hershey Park which is 45 miles away, or Baltimore which is 50 miles away. IN town the only thing to do is go to Robburitos or Roma's Pizza.
3. Kids think they live in the "ghetto" which basically encompasses Main Street, with a few shitty houses. Other kids think they are country, but they live in the suburbs.
4. The second worst town in York. The only place worse than Dallastown is Red Lion.
2. Nothing to do that doesn't involve driving for miles. The closest entertainment is Hershey Park which is 45 miles away, or Baltimore which is 50 miles away. IN town the only thing to do is go to Robburitos or Roma's Pizza.
3. Kids think they live in the "ghetto" which basically encompasses Main Street, with a few shitty houses. Other kids think they are country, but they live in the suburbs.
4. The second worst town in York. The only place worse than Dallastown is Red Lion.
1. Kid 1: So how many times have you watched TV in the lobby or used a smartboard?
Kid 2: Not once. Maybe because there are hundreds of kids in the lobby and 40 in my class.
Parent 1: Yeah I'm moving from Baltimore to a nice safe city in PA with great test scores.
Parent 2: Yeah, you and 5,000 other parents. And now their test scores suck.
2. Kid 1: Wanna do something fun?
Kid 2: What, you mean in Dallastown? Good one.
Parent 1: Let's go on a trip to Baltimore!
Parent 2: Why don't you just move back?
3. Kid 1: I'm straight out the Ghetto homes!
Kid 2: Dude, you live in a suburb called Blossom Hill, you're not a gangster.
4. Kid 1: God I hate this town.
Kid 2: At least you don't live in Dallastown.
Kid 2: Not once. Maybe because there are hundreds of kids in the lobby and 40 in my class.
Parent 1: Yeah I'm moving from Baltimore to a nice safe city in PA with great test scores.
Parent 2: Yeah, you and 5,000 other parents. And now their test scores suck.
2. Kid 1: Wanna do something fun?
Kid 2: What, you mean in Dallastown? Good one.
Parent 1: Let's go on a trip to Baltimore!
Parent 2: Why don't you just move back?
3. Kid 1: I'm straight out the Ghetto homes!
Kid 2: Dude, you live in a suburb called Blossom Hill, you're not a gangster.
4. Kid 1: God I hate this town.
Kid 2: At least you don't live in Dallastown.
by DTOWNSUCKS November 9, 2010
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The Catholic University for independent thinkers (a.k.a. University of Dallas (UD)) is actually a lot of fun and the skunks are cute!
by Daughter of Ariston October 6, 2012
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