cistern

a large water storage tank usually filled by roof water run off from rains.

cisterns were usally found at rural farm houses with tin roofs.

by jacus July 27, 2009

Clusterfuckitis

A disease or state of illness that, while similar to the Rube Goldberg Syndrome (a chain-reaction of diseases), differs in that it has no single origin and that the patient's future is completely uncertain.

You thought your brother's case of Rube Goldberg Syndrome was bad? Mine had a total case of clusterfuckitis... first he got some weird infection during a heart surgery, then 20 years later he went crazy and biked 3000 miles in one summer, and then the infection got back at him, he had to stop biking, so then his heart had to get used to him being lazy, but couldn't, so now he's breathing all funny, bet he's gonna get pneumonia from that bug now...

by Mikey McM. February 1, 2009

Cistern Job

The act of removing the lid off the back of the toilet and planting a stool in the cistern to spite an ememy. The easiest way is for the perpetrator to perch with their feet on the toilet seat and poo directly into the cistern. Often seen as one step further than a 'reverse kanga' or 'crocodile skiddy' as everytime the victim attempts to flush the toilet to rid it of its contents it refills from the cistern with a cruel mix of poo and water. Particularly effective as it is often not noticable straight away as there is no actual poo in the bowl but fills up over time making it hard to find out who did it.

My mother-in-law is such a bitch. I am going to teach her a lesson and perform a revenge cistern job in her toilet.

by fish03 July 14, 2009

clusterfart

An occasion when a group of flatulent people gather to emit the rankest fartcloud possible.

This is an A1 clusterfart, a reeking synthesis of Limburger cheese and chili.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2018

Clusterfuck

South Sudan.

"If you looked up clusterfuck in a dictionary, well you wouldn't find anything because clusterfuck isn't a real word. But if it was, there would probably be a picture of South Sudan next to it."

by digeridoo. March 5, 2021

JC The Caster

Streamer/Youtuber with over 30k subs on YouTube,(6k on Twitch) plays cs:go,minecraft and a lot of other games. Very sweet guy, 10/10 would reccomend watching

G1: You should sub to Jc the caster!
G2: Isnt that the guy who cant get over minecraft because of its nostalgia?

G1: I mean.. I guess

by vishuscactii February 8, 2019

walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.

George Bush is one bad walking cluster fuck.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006