Custodial Intercom

Noun: Garbage chute

"Hey, have you seen Dave?"

"Let's see if we can reach him on the custodial intercom."

by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

Slippery Customer

Someone who is devious, cheeky and very naughty. Because of these almost superhuman levels of deviousness, the actions of a 'slippery customer' cannot be easily controlled. Such characters can cause complete carnage in many different situations (any day of the week). A 'Slippery Customer' is certainly not a valued member of society. In some cultures, using such a term to describe someone is the deepest form of insult.

Who is that sneaking off into the cafe toilets?

I'm not sure, but i've heard he's a seriously Slippery Customer.

People like him have certainly derailed from the road to glory...

by MarcusHasMassiveTekkers March 2, 2011

customwoodburning

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by Barbraf@n June 26, 2021

microsoft customer support

A phrase that may be used to describe anything that does not exist.

"Dude, that unicorn is just like Microsoft customer support!"

by Herter1 February 15, 2009

customer support fever

A sexual preference of non-Indians for denizens of the Indian subcontinent, particularly after India's sudden rise to power, following the economic boom of the early 21st century. The "customer support" moniker stems from the fact that people who call Customer Support for large software companies will often end up speaking with an Indian person.

White guy: Have you seen Aishwarya Rai? She is freakin' hot!
Asian guy: Man, you've got a bad case of customer support fever!

by f.o.b. jew November 13, 2007

Cuckoo clocking

The action of announcing the time and number of hours left in a work day at annoyingly short intervals.

"Seven thirty, eight and half more hours until quitting time."
"Stop Cuckoo clocking! Nobody cares how much longer we have to work today."

by Zarl June 23, 2009

custody Nazi

Someone, most likely a divorcing woman, that holds her child for ransom and controls the custodial arrangements until the court order starts.

Geri is being a complete custody Nazi to Jason, he hasn't seen his daughter since the 20th.

by mister_S_2011 August 4, 2011