Custodian

When you give a blumpkin but clean up the shit with a rim job before they can wipe.

Friend: why your girl look like she just face smashed a fudgesicle?

Me confused: cause I tried to wipe after a blumpkin and she won the race with a rimjob, cleaned it up like a custodian.

by Kinggampo August 1, 2020

Custodianship

A relationship in which the time spent “relating” to each other is less than the time spent doing emotional damage control.

How’s that custodianship? Still “working things out?”

by k1d kud1 June 3, 2021

cuntician

A person who plays shit music that is loud and annoying that people hate but are subjected to listed to as a neighbour

His music was loud and I couldn’t sleep. Damn that cuntician!!!

by Mick051550 February 11, 2022

Cuntomanium

Continuously being a cunt

You are always stuck in that cuntomanium state of yours !

by LOSTfireman November 16, 2023

cuntpancake

a little fucking bitch girl that is nothing but annoying in lethal company

look at that fucking cuntpancake

by yesyes11024 January 8, 2024

Custodian

A female canine that looks like a cassowary.

A Custodian should only mate with the male equivalent know as a Quidlith

by Rct0712 February 22, 2024

custodian cooter

When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.

Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?

by Solegasm April 7, 2024