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Captain Clueless

Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.
When Captain Clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.
by Sugar Smacks January 29, 2009
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Robward Cullenson

Robert Pattinson, a 23 year old English actor best known recently for his role as Edward Cullen in the 2008 movie, Twilight

An amalgamation of his real name and the Twilight character's name
Girl 1: Who do you prefer? Robert Pattinson or Edward Cullen?

Girl 2: Are you freakin kidding me? Who the hell could choose? No way!

Girl 1: Yeah, if only men were all Robward Cullenson, we'd all be happy
by n7of9 May 19, 2009
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clueless

a) not understanding, no clue
b) greatest chick flick ever made starring alicia silverstone
Like, D'oh, Im totally clueless when it comes to physics
watever! I just rented clueless
by Pheebs October 22, 2003
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emmett cullen

the sexiest vampire of all time in the twilight saga. brother of Edward Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale, and Alice Cullen. Strong muscular vampire:D
ahh he is my emmett cullen.
by cheyenne cullen January 19, 2009
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Edward Cullen

The oldest virgin in the world, being 108 years old. A vampire that was thought of as gay until he fell for the freaky, socially awkward, ugly, pale girl, that smells like freesia and he always want to kill to taste her sweet blood,that he stalked and watched her sleep for about four months before they became a couple.(I don't know he still seems gay to me.) He sparkles in the sunlight and can run really fast and like read your thoughts.
Man, that guy is freaky.
Yeah he's a true Edward Cullen.
by noellewashere March 10, 2009
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Bella Cullen/Swan

A whiny teenager that's stupid enough to let a vampire fall in love with her, then fuck her and make her pregnant with his freaky spawn. I mean, how the hell can he have sperm if his body is frozen in time!
Bella Cullen/Swan is the main female character in the Twilight saga.
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Edward Cullen

An 108 year old virgin vampire who sparkles in the sun. I am not shitting you.
Girl 1: I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend... *sigh*
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?
by Spectacular. July 19, 2009
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