quality cucumber

someone who is very cool,the best,from the old saying'As cool as a cucumber'

That guy's just the best,a quality cucumber

by wywot February 6, 2009

Undercover cucumber

When you get a boner in middle school and you have to strategically get from one class to another without anyone noticing by using the cover of your Lisa Frank trapper keeper

I undercover cucumbered my way from Miss Cox’s Biology class to Miss Candy’s History class.

by HBC123 March 13, 2018

cucumber sundae

The end result of scooping ice cream onto your testicles. The temperature of the frozen ice cream will make your penis so cold and frigid that it will be automatically erect and have a greenish tint to it, much like a cucumber. Often mistaken for its close relative, the "Winter Hulk".

"Me girlfriend's comin' over tonight. Methinks I'll be givin' 'er the ol'

cucumber sundae, arrgh!"

Man: Hey babe, you hungry for a cucumber sundae?
Girlfriend: OM NOM NOM NOM

by johnny216 November 26, 2009

cucumberjoe

Cucumberjoe is a mix of pickel rick en joe swanson

Oi cunt I orderd the cucumberjoe shirt from coolshirtz

by Ketachees July 22, 2020

Cucumber water

A refreshing drink made by immerging cucumber slices in a large water container.
Mostly availble in nail salons.

*Jimmy filling a cup*
Mrs Nguyen : "Cucumber water for customers only !"

by OpenJowel August 26, 2021

cat vs cucumber

Used as a representation of what happens when your in the middle of nextflix and chill. The cat's reaction to the cucumber is how a girl would react if a boy just whiped it out.

Tiffany: We were half way through netflix and chill and he whipped it out!

Lauren: No way! (Lol's)
Tiffany: Yeah! I was like a cat vs cucumber!
Katie: But did you get some?
Tiffany: Oviiii, he's so hot.

by Loop bug 961 February 2, 2016

cucumbersome

kew-kuhm-ber-suhm adj.

derived from the words cucumber and cumbersome

1. awkward in such a way that only a cucumber could fit.

2. clumsy to the point having all efforts reduced to the skill and tact of a cucumber

her pussy was cucumbersome

he has a cucumbersome navel

that parking looks cucumbersome

by manshaman December 9, 2008