cumstain

Although often referred to as a side effect of blowing one's load, this is also an acceptable term for someone who is stupid, lame, a douche bag, or simply a raging tool whom you feel utter disdain for.

Hey, cumstain, why the hell did you eat my sandwich?

by B-Mac! May 23, 2007

Cumstang

A ford mustang with a cummins diesel engine.

My cumstang will spank your civic any day.

by evan350z October 24, 2012

Sunny Custard Yellows

Not being afraid and knowing exactly why you are not afraid.

...the greens are because you're not getting fat or because it's been clear skies too long. You're just happy, that's all. The sunny custard yellows are amazing. Suddenly you're not afraid and you know what you're not afraid of.

by stefawesome January 24, 2010

tit custard

another name for breast milk

Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!

by T-Whip May 18, 2016

clear the custard

Of a male, to masturbate the custard-cannon until ejaculation . Chiefly British/Australian usage. See ejaculation and masturbation-male for synonyms.

(It's hard to use this in a sentence)

Dude....I never get a girl so all I do is clear the custard.

by Stumpy69 April 30, 2006

bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003

Poor Man's Custard

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.

He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005